tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-359622621251178407.post6999676783049035767..comments2012-01-16T23:04:19.556-08:00Comments on You're kidding, right?: The Fifth Circle of Dante's Hell was a Laundrymat!You're kidding, right?http://www.blogger.com/profile/12035030774993481443noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-359622621251178407.post-42588650792983717702010-07-09T18:49:44.924-07:002010-07-09T18:49:44.924-07:00Ah, the fifth circle of hell; the gurgling water o...Ah, the fifth circle of hell; the gurgling water of the river styx where the wrathful and stubborn can find no joy. How apt.<br /><br />Cindy and I used to have to go to this one particular laundromat that had the most fascinating signs in sharpie and construction paper due to their (ab)use of quotation marks. As in:<br /><br /> * Not responsible for "lost" or "stolen" items. (I kept a weather eye on my stuff.)<br /> * Please do not leave "clothes" in the dryers. (Are they trying to defame my duds?)<br /> * Carts must "not" be taken out of the laundromat. (Umm, is that a yes, or a no? I usually took them halfway out. And left them there.)<br /><br /> There were others that I so wish I could recall that ran the gamut from irony to condescension. I could never be sure if the sign maker was an idiot or a "genius".JessDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09260378982313841206noreply@blogger.com